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Looking to spice up your Valentines Day? Well don’t forget the flowers and candy, jewelry and that sexy valentine’s outfit. But this year consider spicing up that night time rendezvous with a phone fantasy call with one of our experienced phone fantasy providers. What a perfect way to move your sexual relationship beyond the every day routine. What ever you or your lovers most desired fantasy can be play out over the phone in a satisfying but safe manner. And who knows just what kind of sexual adventures await your sex life. So how does one find a phone sex partner? At the very bottom of this web page is a photo listing of available independent phonesex girls. These girls work for themselves from their homes and all discreetly bill via web-tokens. Don't want to deal with looking for the perfect phonesex lover? Simply call 866-667-7781 any time day or night. Tell the operator just what you are looking for, pay for the session and in a few minutes you will receive a call back from the perfect fantasy partner who has been briefed on just what you want. No time wasted on paying for the session or other call set up items. Don't want to ruin the mood when you convince your physical lover to give phone sex a try. You can call ahead and pre-pay and when you are ready a quick call make it happen. Make this Valentine’s day a sexually adventurous one!
Valentine's Day Gifts
It's time for one of "KIRA'S-LITTLE-LESSONS-ON-HOW-TO-USE-THE-WAY-THE-FEMALE-MIND-WORKS-TO-YOUR-SEXUAL-ADVANTAGE"
sessions. You must keep in mind that, to women, Valentines
day is an excuse to get all sentimental, and that they spent
days (months, even!) looking for just the right gift to show
how much they care. To men, however, Valentine's day is a
great excuse to have mind-bending, blow-out, down and dirty
sex (As are birthdays, anniversaries, first dates, Tuesdays,
etc.).
Since we WANT you to have mind-bending, blow-out, down and
dirty sex, I've prepared a list of possible Valentine's Day
gifts, and the sexual rate of return they will get you.
Print this list and take it shopping with you (and this is
important:) AT LEAST one week before Valentine's Day...For
those of you who are REALLY clueless, Valentine's day is
February14th.
1. Two tickets to the fights= Her foot up your ass.
2. A hand-made book of gift certificates for
bubble-bath's-for-two and 20 minute massages, along with a
dozen roses= Points for sentimentality and at least another
date. (Don't worry; she'll never redeem the coupons because
she'll want to put them in her scrap-book!)
3. A gift certificate to Sears= At least one week of
sleeping on the couch.
4. A small kitchen appliance= A wan smile and a "That's nice
dear", along with 2 or 3 nights of cold war.
5. A pink coffee cup, stuffed with individual servings of
hot cocoa and topped with a red bow= A kiss on the cheek and
a hug.
6. A silver ID bracelet= Come on, are we still in eighth
grade here?
7. Candy and her favorite flowers= Well, let's face it;
we're still lukewarm here, so we're still a ways from sex,
but you might get some high-school style bump and grind
during the goodnight kiss.
8. Lingerie--especially pink or red= Now you're getting sex,
but you may also get her toothbrush in your bathroom, so you
better be prepared!
9. Diamond bracelet, pendant or earrings= Pretty hot sex.
10. The ultimate. The Diamond Engagement Ring= PAYDIRT-Mind-bending,
blow-out, down and dirty sex.
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One Wife's plan for Valentine's Day February fourteenth; a day that I've been dreading. If you've been married any length of time, you'll undersand how trying these special occasions can be. Birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's day; it's all the same.
You start out anticipating romance,
candlelight, roses and jewelry. You plan and shop for the
perfect dinner. You spend hours choosing just the right gift,
and you buy a sexy new dress and get your hair and nails done,
so you'll knock him off his feet (and into bed, hopefully).
You're all tingly looking
forward to it; you cook, bathe, dress, light the
candles...and he comes home, chows down, hands you a gift
certificate to Sears, and plops his ass in front of the TV
to catch the end of the game.
It's not their fault, poor things--it's the way they're hard wired. But if you can give me the name of one woman alive, who can hit the sheets on Valentine's night actualy still WANTING a blow out sexual experience instead of wanting to blow a hole right through him, then you better give me the name of his mother too, so I can send her flowers. Because you know someone has HAD to have clubbed him over the head. And I'm guessing it was the mother, who hauled his hiney out of bed every February 15th during his formative years, and gave him extra chores while grumbling about insensitive husbands.
But I digress...
This year, it's going to be
different. I have "A PLAN". Let's start with the gifts
since we all know it's almost the most important
part of the evening, and the part he's the most hopeless
at. This year, HE gets the gift certificate to Sears.
Nothing says romance to a man like permission to buy power
tools. As for me, he's buying those diamond earrings, even
though he doesn't know it yet, and I'll be slipping them
into his coat pocket before he leaves for work in the
morning. He's a smart man; he'll know what to do with them
when he finds them.
Then comes the dressing up
part. I'm skipping that masochistic, spandex, rubber band
excuse for a little black dress, and going to that quaint
little boutique known as "His Closet". I'll be borrowing
that old Steelers jersey...the one that comes about half way
down my thighs. It's just about the right length to hide
the thing I DID shop for: a killer black lace teddy that
barely covers anything.
As for dinner, who needs to
spend hours in the kitchen, when you can be spending it with
your dildo instead? I will set out the china, light the
candles, and wait for the doorbell to ring. That's right;
I'm having a gourmet dinner catered in. "Veggie Delight"
for me, and "Macho He-Man All Meat Special" for him, from
the local pizza parlor.
And for the best part of the
evening--the part where he goes rooting around in the side
pocket of the lazy boy for the TV remote--well, I've already
replaced that with the cell phone, and I've programmed in
the phone number of a great domme from PhoneABitch.com.
She and I are going to ravish him. We'll make him beg, make
him worship me, make him tell me that he's been waiting for
this night all year long; and then when he's so hard, and
ready to explode that he can't stand it any longer...We'll
make him give me what I want, just the way I want it.
February fourteenth. It's a day
I'm looking forward to this year!
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